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“Just the Funny Bits” is a collection of illustrated, comedic anecdotes.
Compiled excerpts from Yvette Price-Mear’s previous books;
“Your Mongoose Wants Re-Varnishing”
&
“There’s ALWAYS Time to Watch the Mice Dance”
&
“Would Tony Blair REALLY Have Invited Me For Tea…? If He Knew That I (Inadvertently) Took Photographs of Dead Friends”.
I hope you’re intrigued by the titles!
Just to give you an idea of the kind of (true) family yarns the book contains;
1; My littlest Granddaughter (aged four) said; “Nana, when I went to play at Evelyn’s we SNEAKED into her Mummy’s bedroom and got something ‘very private and special’ out of her drawers that we aren’t allowed to touch”.
I hardly dared ask…
“It was Lindsay’s machine to make sure that her baby’s heart is beeping”. WHAT a relief!
~
2, Whilst I was working as a Nurse in Out-Patients at our local Hospital I was taking a history from a rather quietly spoken patient who had a glass eye. And I’m a little hard of hearing.
I introduced him to the Consultant as; “Mr H – who lost an eye as a child when he was attacked by a Pelican”.
“Sorry to interrupt Nurse” said Mr H. “But I lost my eye due to a pellet gun - we don’t get many pelicans in Mansfield”!
~
3, My husband Tony was watching a Triathlon on television and I remarked what a good idea it was for the bike riders to have their names emblazoned on their behinds for the cameras to follow.
Quick as a flash he replied; “Your bum’s so big you could have your e-mail address across yours”
It might indeed be true, but I don’t need confirmation!
~
Sold in aid of Registered Charity number 1104002 (the Pet Bereavement Support Group), three thousand copies of the first three books were sold.
An ardent fund-raiser, Yvette has decided to embark upon writing to raise much-needed funds to run the Charity as she’s getting far too elderly to continue fund-raising prolifically as she has done for the past thirty years.
And anyway, the joys of being a Nana are now her main priority.
Please buy a copy of the E-Book, get a nice cup of tea, kick off your shoes and have a good giggle!

“Just the Funny Bits” is a collection of illustrated, comedic anecdotes.
Compiled excerpts from Yvette Price-Mear’s previous books;
“Your Mongoose Wants Re-Varnishing”
&
“There’s ALWAYS Time to Watch the Mice Dance”
&
“Would Tony Blair REALLY Have Invited Me For Tea…? If He Knew That I (Inadvertently) Took Photographs of Dead Friends”.
I hope you’re intrigued by the titles!
Just to give you an idea of the kind of (true) family yarns the book contains;
1; My littlest Granddaughter (aged four) said; “Nana, when I went to play at Evelyn’s we SNEAKED into her Mummy’s bedroom and got something ‘very private and special’ out of her drawers that we aren’t allowed to touch”.
I hardly dared ask…
“It was Lindsay’s machine to make sure that her baby’s heart is beeping”. WHAT a relief!
~
2, Whilst I was working as a Nurse in Out-Patients at our local Hospital I was taking a history from a rather quietly spoken patient who had a glass eye. And I’m a little hard of hearing.
I introduced him to the Consultant as; “Mr H – who lost an eye as a child when he was attacked by a Pelican”.
“Sorry to interrupt Nurse” said Mr H. “But I lost my eye due to a pellet gun - we don’t get many pelicans in Mansfield”!
~
3, My husband Tony was watching a Triathlon on television and I remarked what a good idea it was for the bike riders to have their names emblazoned on their behinds for the cameras to follow.
Quick as a flash he replied; “Your bum’s so big you could have your e-mail address across yours”
It might indeed be true, but I don’t need confirmation!
~
Sold in aid of Registered Charity number 1104002 (the Pet Bereavement Support Group), three thousand copies of the first three books were sold.
An ardent fund-raiser, Yvette has decided to embark upon writing to raise much-needed funds to run the Charity as she’s getting far too elderly to continue fund-raising prolifically as she has done for the past thirty years.
And anyway, the joys of being a Nana are now her main priority.
Please buy a copy of the E-Book, get a nice cup of tea, kick off your shoes and have a good giggle!


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